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Skankilocks and the Three Bogans

Jorge Luis Borges

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Skankilocks was a young woman with long, beautiful hair. One day, she was walking through the forest when she came across a house. The house was made of mud and sticks, and it had three bogans living in it. The bogans were big, hairy men with bad tempers.

Skankilocks and the Three Bogans: A Short Fable

by Robert Kirkman

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Skankilocks knocked on the door, and one of the bogans opened it. "What do you want?" he growled.

"I'm lost," said Skankilocks. "Can I come in?"

The bogan hesitated, but then he let her in.

The bogans were sitting around a fire, eating kangaroo tails. They offered Skankilocks some food, but she politely declined. She was too nervous to eat in front of such big, scary men.

After a while, Skankilocks started to get tired. She asked the bogans if she could sleep in their house. The bogans agreed, and they showed her to a bed in the corner. Skankilocks lay down on the bed and soon fell asleep.

The next morning, Skankilocks woke up to the smell of bacon and eggs. She got out of bed and went into the kitchen, where the bogans were cooking breakfast. Skankilocks helped the bogans cook breakfast, and then they all ate together.

After breakfast, the bogans asked Skankilocks if she would like to stay with them. They said that they needed a wife to cook and clean for them. Skankilocks agreed, and she stayed with the bogans for many years.

One day, a handsome prince came to the forest. He was looking for a wife, and he had heard about Skankilocks. The prince went to the bogans' house and asked for Skankilocks' hand in marriage. The bogans were reluctant to let Skankilocks go, but they eventually agreed.

Skankilocks and the prince were married, and they lived happily ever after.

Skankilocks and the Three Bogans: A Short Fable

by Robert Kirkman

4 out of 5